Arrogant Worms

I am cow

I am cow,
hear me moo,
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on a barbeque
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's
made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo~~

I am cow,
eating grass,
methane gas comes out my ass,
and out my muzzle when i belch...
Oh the ozone layer is thinner,
from the outcome of my dinner,
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas~~

I am cow,
here I stand,
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From D.C to New Zealand,
You can squeeze my teats by hand,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow~~

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~