Monday, December 17

Pain

Cast:
Cat
2 Children aka Big Bad Children
Comp (Retard) & keyboard
Gen
Kid's mother
Killvern

Scenario:

[Room]

2 screaming kids.

Kill on com.

Cat and Gen huddled on bed.

Cat & Gen: EEK!!!!!! EEK! EEK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

Kill: *on the com...blinks at the shrill scream...sighs...continues typing* ......

Cat & Gen: EEK!!!!!! EEK! EEK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

Children: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~~~~~ NIPPLES!!!! *grabs* BUTT!!!!! *sticks hand up Gen's shorts* NIPPLE! BUTT! NIPPLE!!! BUTTT!!!! (x 100)

Cat & Gen: EEK!!!!!! EEK! EEK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

Kill: .....*refuses to turn around to check out the warzone*.........*types while chanting "Patience" in head*

::repeat for ten minutes::

Voice: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kill: *Turns around to see Cat tryingt o dunk the little girl in the toilet bowl screaming: "I'LL FLUSH YOU DOWN!!!!"* ... *blinks* Eh??? *refuses to look any more and continues typing while chanting "I didn't see, i didn't see"

Cat: "DOWN THE BOWL!!! DOWN THE BOWL INTO HELL YOU BRATS!!!!"

Gen: *points to kids* THERE ARE DEMONS IN MY ROOM!!! DEMONS!!! DEMONS FROM HELLL!!!"

*magical sign on Kill head: DEMON. Approach with caution.*

The Demon aka Kill: *sneezes* Eh?

Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~~~ *goes on attacking and terrorizing/TRAUMATISING everyone except The Demon*

Cat: *still trying to toss the girl into the bowl* DIE!!!!!! *FINALLY realises that the girl's parents are staring at her*...*pauses* Oops. Er....Nice kid you've got. Nice NICE kids. *attempts to pat the girls head...albeit cautiously* REALLY nice...*under breath* yea, my ass.

Gen: Cat! Here! QUICK! *runs into room*


[End of Part 1]

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