Pain
Cast:
Cat
2 Children aka Big Bad Children
Comp (Retard) & keyboard
Gen
Kid's mother
Killvern
Scenario:
[Room]
2 screaming kids.
Kill on com.
Cat and Gen huddled on bed.
Cat & Gen: EEK!!!!!! EEK! EEK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Kill: *on the com...blinks at the shrill scream...sighs...continues typing* ......
Cat & Gen: EEK!!!!!! EEK! EEK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Children: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~~~~~ NIPPLES!!!! *grabs* BUTT!!!!! *sticks hand up Gen's shorts* NIPPLE! BUTT! NIPPLE!!! BUTTT!!!! (x 100)
Cat & Gen: EEK!!!!!! EEK! EEK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Kill: .....*refuses to turn around to check out the warzone*.........*types while chanting "Patience" in head*
::repeat for ten minutes::
Voice: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill: *Turns around to see Cat tryingt o dunk the little girl in the toilet bowl screaming: "I'LL FLUSH YOU DOWN!!!!"* ... *blinks* Eh??? *refuses to look any more and continues typing while chanting "I didn't see, i didn't see"
Cat: "DOWN THE BOWL!!! DOWN THE BOWL INTO HELL YOU BRATS!!!!"
Gen: *points to kids* THERE ARE DEMONS IN MY ROOM!!! DEMONS!!! DEMONS FROM HELLL!!!"
*magical sign on Kill head: DEMON. Approach with caution.*
The Demon aka Kill: *sneezes* Eh?
Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~~~ *goes on attacking and terrorizing/TRAUMATISING everyone except The Demon*
Cat: *still trying to toss the girl into the bowl* DIE!!!!!! *FINALLY realises that the girl's parents are staring at her*...*pauses* Oops. Er....Nice kid you've got. Nice NICE kids. *attempts to pat the girls head...albeit cautiously* REALLY nice...*under breath* yea, my ass.
Gen: Cat! Here! QUICK! *runs into room*
[End of Part 1]
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