Part 2
[Both Cat and Gen runs into the room, locks the doors, bars the windows and adds all sorts of weird reinforcements...such as tying a belt to the window grills* Meep. *turns to each other with watery "I AM SO SCARED" eyes* Save me.
Kill: oO? What the hell are you two doing? *SUDDENLY realises the room is quiet*
Cat: We
Gen: Are
Cat & Gen: SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARED~~~~~~~
Kill: ....Oh. Okay. *continues typing*
Big Bad Children; Little pigs, little pigs, let us in! *bangs doors violently*
Cat: Huddles in corner* Meep. ><
Gen; *bangs backs at door* Not by the hair my by headdy headdy head!!!! Try again in your next lifetime.
Kill:....*gives up and decides to watch the show* Someone? Pass me the popcorn will ya? BBQed chicken wings will also do.
Gen and Cat: *tries to huddle to form one lump of quavering human jello as the naging continues*
Gen: I want you to know...
Cat: ...that you truly loved me?
Gen: WHAT? I meant for you to know that this is actually my house, I have no idea why I am so afraid of two brats and I really didn't mean to undercook your squid.
Cat: Oh.
[The two continues to hold hands for support as Kill munches on nougats*
Cat; I'll....I'll...
Gen; ...see you in my next life? *both decides to get teary and huddles even closer as the banging by the Big Bad Children goes on*
Kill; ....man, am I in some Lesbian flick? Sheesh. *decides that enough is enough and that Kill really REALLY wants to go to the loo*
Kill; *walks over to the door and opens it, despite Gen and Cat screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~"* Hello. ^^
Big Bad Children: *hands pauses in mid air*....Meep?
Kill: ^^ Yea. Meep. How may I help you?
Children;...Meep? meepmeepmeepMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! *runs away*
Kill: Oo? Eh?
Gen: *sneaks up behind Kill* RAR!!!!! AND THAT WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU BRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill:....Enough?
Gen:....yah.
Kill: *goes to loo*
[And so, with the help of The Demon aka Kill, the Big Bad Children are finally banished from the realm of Gen's Bedroom]
Disclaimer: Some is ,fiction... but most... especially the toilet bowl part, REALLY REALLY HAPPENED. Some kids were harmed in the process of the staging of this play. All characters in play are REAL and not fictional...
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